Today is the anniversary of the Battle of Hastings and we remember the french armies who the night before spent the evening in quiet solitude, reflection and prayer. We also remember the English who spent the night before the battle getting absolutely shitfaced.

Thank you very much! 🙌

Of course, hence why I can’t be arsed with work.

Lovely stuff.

I had a dream Barbara Cartland died. Just checked and she DID die, twenty-six years ago, so looks like I was absolutely on the money.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I absolutely cannot be arsed.

She shouldn’t have set me up for it

Server: have a nice journey home Me: you too!

Can’t believe the Beatles got back together just for me

Thank you! ❤️

I bought a new leather dress from Zara- it’s absolutely not my usual style but thought I’d try something new!

Yes I did, I loved the baby!

Look at my gorgeous study room with its own writing desk

Homer!!

Anyone remember the dinosaurs? I loved this as a kid!

Hello Fatboy!

Rich in animal produce and mineral wealth

Aww thank you. It’s not bad next to my quirky face x

Nodnol bound