So a friend of mine who is a carriage driver had her carriage purposely rammed by a vehicle. She was thrown into the shafts and managed to stop her runaway mule while hanging in the shafts upside down. Mule is fine, passengers are fine, my friend suffered a hairline fracture in her leg.

Oh fuck Kaliecia is so great and kind. This is fucked

You at the casino next to the Elysian Fields Lowe’s?

The “Susan Collins doesn’t know what state she represents” ad writes itself

I honestly wasn’t expecting a “real men don’t read lady words” take today. And that’s on me.

Glorious

Welp, A/C cut back on again so I guess First Fall in New Orleans is over

Archbishop of the US military says Catholic soldiers should not serve on firing squad

Walmart on Tchoup has tap to pay! They also have a woman yelling and fighting a police officer because she was told self check out is 15 items or less. You take the good with the bad. 🤷‍♀️

What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff

Gayle Benson is Dan Snyder with a worse wig

Pope Leo XIV goes into lung surgery at Gemelli this week, and he asked the world for its prayers. Sign our get well letter to the Holy Father. Letters from Leo will deliver every name and note to the Vatican on behalf of this community.

You writing haikus now?

The good news for the Saints is they go back on the road after this where they are likely to face a less hostile crowd

anybody know a warlock that can cast a herpes spell on all the nfl refs?

I mean why are the refs even getting involved in tryna fuck the Saints were doing a fine job on our own

Hook em to a stake girl COME ON

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

What the fuck was that