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Ted Underwood

@tedunderwood.com

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Uses machine learning to study literary imagination, and vice-versa. Likely to share news about AI & computational social science / Sozialwissenschaft / 社会科学

Information Sciences and English, UIUC. Distant Horizons (Chicago, 2019). tedunderwood.com

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@tedunderwood.comNov 4, 2025, 7:55 PM Pinned

Wrote a short piece arguing that higher ed must help steer AI. TLDR: If we outsource this to tech, we outsource our whole business. But rejectionism is basically stalling. If we want to survive, schools themselves must proactively shape AI for education & research. [1/6, unpaywalled at 5/6] +

chronicle.comOpinion | AI Is the Future. Higher Ed Should Shape It.If we want to stay at the forefront of knowledge production, we must fit technology to our needs.
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@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 2:31 PM

I never know when I’m joking anymore

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 1:14 PM

Let's just posit one.

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 1:14 PM

Some of you prob think "I'm skipping the predictable discourse. But—since my sacrifice is silent—no one will ever see or appreciate it." This is why the internet needs to create a Divine Being who can see every act of self-restraint and give it, if not karma points, at least a quiet nod.

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 11:31 AM

Appreciation for beauty? Does … not … compute! Emotions … are … not … logical. System overheating.

Star Trek android smoking, overcome by the deliberate paradoxes of Kirk and Mudd
@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 9:28 AM

Another way of telling the story would be that we had been trying at least since Markov models were applied to Pushkin — 1913.

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 9:00 AM

The short version is, “largely.” The ppl I describe in that piece (e.g. Barthes and Foucault) are not doing philosophy of mind and don’t have the goal of proving, e.g. that wordless thought is impossible. Their goal is more to upset assumptions about the relative importance of thought & expression.

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 8:44 AM

Omg how did I not know that track? I’m going to be humming it now whenever I play Call of Cthulhu

@rmcelreath.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 7:41 AMReposted by @tedunderwood.com

"In a just world, every article about GPT-4 would nod toward Barthes and Foucault." Downing spoonfuls of mayonnaise as I read Ted's essay, because it is too spicy (link in quote below)

In a just world, every article about GPT-4 would nod toward Barthes and Foucault. But if our world is just at all, its justice is of the ironic kind that only declares a winner after the race has been forgotten. The models that dramatize twentieth-century cultural theory are aligned now with institutions that twenty-first-century theorists distrust. This makes it hard for anyone to take a victory lap. People who once nodded along with the last words of The Order of Things (1966) (“man would be erased, like a face drawn in sand at the edge of the sea”) may now feel that Foucault’s early critique of humanism needs nuance.
@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 5:13 AM

In case actual students from 2050 read this: don’t trust Bluesky pundits; consult the primary sources

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 4:57 AM

“Okay, so GLM-1 was a language model but GLP-5.3 was a drug. KLM was an airline; slogan ‘KLM are going to rock you, uh-huh uh-huh’.” — Desperate History majors in 2050 studying for their turn of the century exam.

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 2:38 AM

The best alternative is "I work with text elementals."

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 2:36 AM

that's also the story I had heard

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 2:09 AM

I actually like this. Let’s make fetch happen.

@hikikomorphism.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:45 PMReposted by @tedunderwood.com

I'm fine calling LLMs cybernetics if y'all are, tbh I like this better than AI anyway

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 12:11 AM

3 + 8 = __ Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits, and Are melted into air, into ____ ___. We can fill in those blanks because symbols are semi-predictable, but that's not bad. It's the point of symbols?

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 12:05 AM

lol vitruvian man is adult content

@tedunderwood.comOct 12, 2026, 12:01 AM

My hypothesis is that over the last 2-3 years, students have had to do a lot more timed in-class writing than they used to do.

@tedunderwood.comOct 11, 2026, 10:32 PM

Anyone else notice that students’ handwriting is like 2x clearer than it was two years ago? I never stopped giving paper exams, so I have a longitudinal sample — and this is as clear as I’ve ever seen it.

@tedunderwood.comOct 11, 2026, 10:27 PM

To be fair, it’s extremely hard to motivate new questions and validate new methods at the same time, in like 11 pages; we need more people doing this and more discussion re best practices

@tedunderwood.comOct 11, 2026, 10:21 PM

That was also my response to a couple

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