I’ve got the “Canyonero” advert music from The Simpsons stuck in my head now 😂

The Hereford team aren’t doing much better…

Want more bang for your buck? (Bang may be something falling off one of the rides), unique culinary experience? (Our catering staff SOMETIMES wash their hands after using the bathroom), take home something to remember us! (a previously unknown disease) We put the “Why” in “Why visit Wonder Park?”

Having just seen a Jimmy Hill meme it reminded me… Back in the 70s and 80s, whenever anybody claimed something that was far-fetched, we would stroke our chin repeatedly and say “Reckon” “Chin rub” or “Jimmy Hill” Just me? Was it just a ‘London’ thing?

Same here in the Midlands

But that’s your USP! Every other zoo boasts about having lions, rhinos and other dangerous animals that may well escape if gates are left open (ahem! Greenville), but you have a collection that’s like no other and without the fear factor (aside from the minihorse eating the odd child) Celebrate it!

Was that when he still had both of his legs?

“The Mysterious Door of Mystery”. You queue for hours to pass through “A wonderful portal that leads to untold mysteries” but it actually just takes you into the car park. This is the first attraction you see and coupled with the Park’s “No pass-outs” policy you get to pay all over again! Bargain! 👌

Likewise, i saw the post about being his last year of mothing but thought it was due to some change of circumstance. The news came as a complete shock. Thoughts and best wishes to his family and friends. Fly high, Joe

Very sad news indeed. Best wishes to his family and friends

Another attempt at alchemy by Lord Percy?

Arthur Dent Aloric the Goth Aethelred the Unready

I had no idea they had one! You live and learn 🤔

Sadly, that’s all I have for now, but I’ll have a think (but not too hard, you’ll be relieved to know)

Thank you. I won’t mention the greengrocer who attempted to pay their account with a root vegetable by saying “Now there’s a turnip for the books”, because that would be taking things too far

Reminds me of the response from the florist when the chap from Kwikfit offered a tyre by way of payment….. “What? A Goodyear for the roses?” (Already got my coat, out the door and halfway down the street 😳)

@northwarksbirder.bsky.social don’t know if you’ve seen this article?

Hey do we know anyone in bury st Edmund’s??

Is Hot Butter acceptable as the first layer on a scone? The popcorn is optional and possibly just for the more adventurous/ blasphemous epicure

Makes sense. If Civet coffee is a luxury item, why not mouse mayo cubes?