I hate when I plan a conversation in my head but the other person doesn’t follow the script

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days

The introvert urge to stay up far too late because it's the only time you can be alone

Those “can I call you” people are so wonderful. No, you cannot call me but thank you for asking

Introverts be like: I didn’t say much, but I’ve been overthinking what I did say for 4 days straight

I mean this from the bottom of my heart…if it's textable…do not call me

The people that always complain I don’t talk enough never seem to actually listen when I do speak

Normalize the knowledge that an introvert may prefer to text than talk on the phone because it gives us more time to think

Apparently staying to yourself and not bothering people…bothers people

8 Things Introverts Hate 1. Loud, crowded places 2. Random calls or surprise visits 3. People invading their space 4. Forced small talk 5. Drama and unnecessary conflict 6. Being asked, “Why are you so quiet?” 7. Too much noise and overstimulation 8. Fake or insincere people

Introvert life hack: Start every phone call with “My battery is almost dead.” That way, you can hang up on them at any time

An introvert grocery trip: - Go when the store is least crowded - Hyper-focused on what they need while avoiding people they may know - Self-checkout. Always. - Somehow still get hit with “Error. Sending associate for help.”