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Clare Blackwood

@clareblackwood.bsky.social

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Actor/comedian/writer in Toronto. Words in The Beaverton, CBC Comedy, The Toronto Star, McSweeney’s, etc. Pierre Poilievre's personal assistant Mandy. she/her [email protected] https://www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlackwoodComedy

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@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:25 PM

And I'll totally accept the fact that this can be partly due to the fact that Chow isn't running a good campaign. But goddamn, they're not even fucking close to being the same candidate and if you believe they are...okay sure I guess, enjoy voting for Flip Flop King

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:22 PM

I dunno man, if you can look me in the eye and say, "Yeah, Brad Bradford's bad, but Olivia Chow isn't any better" then I think we just fundamentally live in different universes and I don't have the energy to argue with that

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:52 PM

NO I was planning on going on my way back but my legs were so tired and it was raining so I just went home 🥲 but it's just down the street sooo maybe I'll check it out tomorrow morning before I go back to TO.

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:36 PM

I think they just become normal but they are SO much heavier than normal bikes so it's wayyy more effort to ride them

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:31 PM

Oh hell yeah!!

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:27 PM

it then proceeded to downpour, because of course it did, but there were cows and pumpkin patches to admire whilst I dragged myself home on a very heavy, very powerless bike, so overall I consider it a win

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:24 PM

I'm in my hometown for Thanksgiving, and I am pleased to report that Norfolk County remains gorgeous af even when the e-bike I was using ran out of power in the middle of my lovely county bike adventure

@forwardcanada.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:49 PMReposted by @clareblackwood.bsky.social

In her fifth Public Service Announcement from Premier Smith for Forward Weekly, The Beaverton's @clareblackwood.bsky.social helps us prepare for the emergency Danielle Smith created. #ableg #abpoli #canpoli

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:40 PM

For my latest Danielle Smith collab with @forwardcanada.bsky.social, Danielle is here to help prepare you for Referendum Day, which will be totally calm and chill and feature no January 6th-ing whatsoever!

youtu.be/6N9grKFJ_ro?...

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 4:31 AM

Haha thank you but I feel my best work is You Only Get This Kind Of Lease Agreement Twice

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:53 PM

Hell yeahhhhhh

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 5:14 PM

"Martini, shaken, not stirred, and have you considered our 'accidental hang glider death' premium?"

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 5:12 PM

I took this last night after shooting a video about Doug Ford, because I wanted a cool picture of myself in a suit. The result is giving "James Bond if he sold shady life insurance out of a used car lot" and honestly I kinda love it.

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 1:34 PM

Not gonna happen. Jazz is not it and if Jays game were understandably perplexed by the bad defense this season, oh boy would they be in for a shock lol

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 1:17 PM

Thank you! It doesn't beat Photoshopping my face onto a horse, which was another one of twitter's favorite activities, but it's creative 😂

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 1:05 PM

Oh no, it was absolutely an insult haha, likely something along the lines of "she thinks she's funny because she's not hot enough to be successful otherwise" (I hate that I understand Twitter troll brains 😂)

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 12:49 PM

Looool

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 12:43 PM

I'm so curious about what Second City Face is but to be honest I likely don't want to know?

@clareblackwood.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 12:42 PM

One of my Brad Bradford posts made it to Twitter and some dude replied saying I had "quintessential Second City face," went to my website, screenshotted the part of my bio where I said I trained at Second City, and replied to himself being like, "Aha!" Man I forgot how convoluted Twitter insults get

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