you can't eat just one

"I'm gonna start saying NO to ADS-B" oh I thought that was Army Blackhawk pilot standard practice...

do you get storage wax on it for the offseason? I used to with my skis, never heard if it was a thing with boards

"strategic specialist" apparently not required reading for soldiers, Marine corporals looking on in disgust

Pringles already makes burial urns, they just haven't been marketing them that way *shrug*

Internet Relay Chat Guard (IRC admins, basically)

*reexamining my Bayesian priors*

gotta be better than the chuds who keep arguing with Kathryn for a week or three

I hate the repliers not getting Alyssa's reference 😭

Talking to my neighbor. He'd carved a face into a pumpkin. "It's you if you were handsome," he said. "Like a reflection of my soul?" I asked. "No," he said, pointing, "THAT'S the reflection of your soul." I looked at what he was pointing at and screamed and screamed and screamed.

that trailer looks sick as hell I'm excited

hey man how hard is "The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation." it sounds easy af

system alert

ATTENTION PLEASE MORNING VISTOR

Who, us? No, you must be thinking of some *other* pair of dogs in these chairs looking out the window and barking their damned heads off at some small animal in the woods.

the chort I chortled

"ball bearing" was one of that dude's folders, coincidentally

I really want a good shared calendar display (the Echo Show's was...fine) and it's interesting that Apple isn't emphasizing that at all

I had an Echo Show in the kitchen (before Amazon decided it would be an all-ads all-the-time device) - I don't necessarily agree about watching cooking videos in the kitchen, but yeah that form factor does feel weird. It makes more stylistic sense for the wall mount.