Always. Shoot me an email and we’ll get it figured out.

You rang, pookie?

Thank you!

Thank you!

👀

Illustrating swords from scratch is so fucking fun because ye olde autism brain goes “Hey, you know what be fucking sweet? Slapping together various geometric shapes to make something Alucard might threaten a mouthy Belmont with.”

Ty Jon 🫶

Ty 🫶

Thank you, Steve!

Got bored. Made swords.

Not sure when/where it arose, but the perpetuation that indie books warrant no lower than 4-stars is actually damaging. This is a business; there are no participation trophies. Reading is subjective; readers owe us nothing, and they certainly don’t owe us glowing reviews for a book they didn’t enjoy

The Midwest whites thinking they’ve created a culinary delicacy. Overheard by my friend earlier today. 🤣

If you ever serve me guacamole with a fucking banana in it we’re gonna need a hostage negotiator. Who the hell puts A BANANA in GUACAMOLE?

Relevant to @dmeyerauthor.bsky.social ‘s interests. 😂

You’ll all be pleased to know my weirdo online personality has transcended social media; everyone at Worldcon on Friday went, “Hey it’s Luke! You’re that weird dude from Facebook!” 😭😂

“I wrote this 300k word book in a month with ChatGPT.” Ok? I sat on the toilet for 30 minutes???