Who is an angry tweeter. 🍼

More people show up to watch a youth soccer game in that building.

‘We don’t need a nanny, Donny is such a good boy.’

Still not wearing a cross, Mike Johnson’s head is going to explode.

Is it about raping women and children, bombing schools, starting a rogue deportation goon squad, lying about election results, starting a riot, never delivering on healthcare promises, cheating in golf, grifting billions, evading taxes, running a sham foundation, empowering dictators, hoarding doc..

No ring this year.

Trump jinx remains undefeated. Have the knicks called you back yet?

Gratitude that ‘Christians’ let him live in the US?

So she forgot to wear her cross at her first briefing, she’s still a pro-life Christian!

Yes, people told me that I can be referred to as ‘Pope’ because I took a religion class in college.

And Lord, grant us the longevity of our country…

But the rock salt!!!

Animal welfare?

Vance can f*ck all the way off as he looks at himself in the mirror and applies eyeliner.

@chriscoons.bsky.social - ice is in new castle right now. Please earn our votes by putting a stop to ice in Delaware or comment on why you won’t.

Maybe he’s not as good when they keep him in a fart glass enclosure.

Trump fantasizes about missiles being fired from the east, crossing an ocean, and traveling the entire width of the US to detonate in California.

He has the disposition, creativity, and vocabulary of an elementary school bully. Must be the genes…

Trump: "I didn't go to Congress. Remember Sleepy Joe? 'Oh, if they would give me approval in Congress!' You're not gonna get approval. You just do it. You're the president."