One year ago today I convinced Aziraphale @azfell-esq.bsky.social to join me on Bluesky. We had just moved to the South Downs and decided to let you lot be part of our new adventure... Cheers, angel! 🐍🥂🐍

*CHOKES ON DRINK!*

Pleasure!

*back in demon form, assists angel in the kitchen* I feel like I've slept all day. 'S your cardigan, angel. Cozy and warm.

And when my angel is fully focused on his work, I usually transform into the snake - typically no bigger than Addercrombie. Then I either curl up in the shadow of the bookshelf next to his desk or slither into the pocket of his cardigan and take a nap. 🐍✨🐍

Yeah, I like that. We will make plans, as you said, and we'll definitely get our kilts tailored.

I believe we have a date, angel. In Scotland On Halloween. Castle or cottage? 🍁🎃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍁

Another explosion of flavour awaits us! *enjoys his morning espresso* 🐍💥🐍

I say let’s do it. When? The weekend? Earlier? Or later? 🐍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐍

'S perfect, angel... 🔥✨🔥

None.

Thanks! (Yes.)

Thing is, you can let it break you or you can let it make you stronger. I've had a few thousand years of practice. Wouldn't recommend the method, mind ya. Absolute bastard of a learning curve. ℭ𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔩𝔢𝔶𖤝 ༺𓆙༻

"ur so confident how u do it?" Don't be fooled by the sunglasses and the attitude. Trust me, I've got enough demons rattling around my head to keep me occupied for several eternities. Everyone's fighting something, even the ones who look like they've got the whole bloody universe under control.

🐍🔥✨🔥🐍

*hisses* 🔥🔥🔥

F*ck, I luv it when ya talk like that, angel! *leans in, kisses angel’s sensitive spot under his right ear, scratches skin a little, hisses* I’m game…! 🔥✨🔥

And that’s exactly what makes ya alluring, angel. When ya think ya not… *moves to slither closer to angel, kisses angel* Ya wanna do That Thing now?

Absolutely, angel. *folds newspaper, puts it aside*

*looks up from yesterday’s newspaper again* Doin’ my best, angel.