PA (and Jersey) peeps! This Tuesday at 6:30 you should totally come see me and the amazing Adam Cesare at one of the very best bookstores around, the Doylestown Bookshop! We’ll be talking about books and signing things (probably also books)! Be there or be square! Or both! Probably both 👉👈

Very on brand for 2026 that this has felt like the longest year in recorded history but also the first 10 days of October disappeared in 17 minutes, like can we slow this thing down a little please I have spooky shit to do and soup to eat

Legit terrifying

Folks, I think we have a business plan

It’s fine everything’s fine so fine

Guys I’m not sure I can stomach any additional reasons to vote at this point

It takes so much strength to tell *yourself* we’ve got food at home

I do love little bits of word joy like this

Whining about deserving the Nobel Peace Prize while greenlighting a public execution is the most insane character sketch I’ve ever seen

Text me after third period if you need to punt

Just hear me out…

Knowing is half the battle…

Follow me for more simple, focused business plans

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re going as the latest WH press conference ghoul

Thank you!

Had so much fun!

Dm me and I will send you a signed bookplate :)

Should’ve paid for the fast-pass ticket…

A caramel apple could NEVER

I know! I know! The rabbit is finally loose! And you can finally go get your very own copy of Winterset Hollow! Ack! Ebook, audio book, print, call me and I’ll read it to you! Whatever! Go forth unto your bookseller of choice! Your feast awaits! Gonna go spiral now! Love you guys!