I knew you couldn't handle BBC. It's way too big for you bro!!!

MAGA watching their online friends disappear after Ukraine targeted Russian data centers.

Ken Paxton's running an ad in Texas that says "Missing child posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down" — with a visual of him taking them down. So... he doesn't want them found? Might be the worst campaign ad ever made.

I remember watching Signs in theaters. This scene still haunts me to this day.

I remember watching Signs in theaters. This scene still haunts me to this day.

Apparently Ken Paxton has them all locked away in his MAGA sex dungeon...

Ken Paxton's own campaign is saying that Ken Paxton removes missing children posters... Where is he keeping these children?!?

Ken Paxton's running an ad in Texas that says "Missing child posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down" — with a visual of him taking them down. So... he doesn't want them found? Might be the worst campaign ad ever made.

MAGA watching their online friends disappear after Ukraine targeted Russian data centers.

MAGA is just a group of pedo supporters who suffer from severe brain damage. How do I even respond to this without losing brain cells?!?

The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.

The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.

Donald Trump is a bitch.

The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.

Trump causes a nuclear apocalypse. Republicans: $5,000 check soon?

The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.

I would like to buy this man a beer.

The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.

I'm so happy that we reached... 25 oils per day?!? Wait, did Trump have AI make this chart??