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Effin' Birds

@effinbirds.com

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Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com

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@effinbirds.comOct 11, 2026, 4:14 PM

Also:

A copy of the Effin’ Birds Field Guide. Unbound’s logo has been defaced to say FUCK JOHN MITCHINSON
@effinbirds.comOct 11, 2026, 4:12 PM

Make sure to tell a convention near you that you’d like to see me there — Penguin Random House picked up worldwide rights to my books and I’d like to do more events that are outside of North America.

@kristadb1.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 4:01 PMReposted by @effinbirds.com

I love that you're calling it the Shitshow, which ironically means it will turn out better than most shows that pretend they aren't shitshows but always, always are. 👀

@effinbirds.comOct 11, 2026, 4:10 PM

And if you can’t make it to Toronto next weekend or Richmond in November, I’ve started to post my 2027 schedule at effinbirds.com/appearances

As always, if your local convention isn’t on my list, make sure to let them know how much you’d like to see me there as a guest. Fan requests mean a lot!

@effinbirds.comOct 11, 2026, 4:08 PM

As always, signatures and dedications are free, so bring your Effin’ Birds books etc. Time permitting, I offer extremely reasonably priced drawings in your books, or books you buy from me, or on little 4x6 art boards (if I still have some).

A quick drawing of a crow beside the text “what the fuck”
@effinbirds.comOct 11, 2026, 4:04 PM

I have four new Effin’ Birds projects coming out over the next 12 months, and I’ll have previews of all four of them with me, including artists proofs and some original art for sale.

An Effin’ Birds display rack with original art in it.
@effinbirds.comOct 11, 2026, 4:00 PM

And if you want a copy of Greetings From Effin’ Birds, I’ll have copies for sale at the show, for the same $35 that the VIP ticket costs. So, just doing the math, that VIP ticket is a bargain. I’ll also have books, 2027 calendars, playing cards, and a bunch of surprises. Pro tip: bring loonies.

@effinbirds.comOct 11, 2026, 3:57 PM

My contributions to the VIP bag: cursed Effin’ Birds merch from the past! Every VIP gets a copy of 2021’s Greetings From Effin’ Birds, a postcard book from my bankrupt UK publisher who owe me £74,000, and a vintage Effin’ Birds pin that spent years lost in the Berlin airport. Really!

A copy of Greetings From Effin’ Birds: 100 Tear-Out Postcards
@effinbirds.comOct 11, 2026, 3:52 PM

The Toronto Shitshow is next weekend. Join me and a couple dozen of the snarkiest artists around for a free, one day market at the Parkdale Hall starting at 10am.

A handful of VIP tickets are still available if you want a bag full of great swag and a guaranteed entry time.

torontoshitshow.com

@effinbirds.comOct 11, 2026, 3:08 PM

A painting of a bird beside the text "hidey-ho mother fuckers!"
@effinbirds.comOct 10, 2026, 11:08 PM

A painting of a bird beside the text "dickhead season starts earlier every year"
@effinbirds.comOct 10, 2026, 10:14 PM

They should be offering it — are you not seeing it in the dropdown menu?

@snitchens.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:04 PMReposted by @effinbirds.com

Am I ready for whatever shit 2027 has to throw at me? Absolutely not. But do I have a 2027 @effinbirds.com calendar? Yes, yes I do.

@effinbirds.comOct 10, 2026, 8:00 PM

Your kids could have the best trick-or-treat bag: eatf.art/boo

a tote bag featuring a bird skeleton beside the text "I am a goddamned nightmare"
@effinbirds.comOct 10, 2026, 5:50 PM

Sadly my French is too good and I know all the right ways to misuse “fuck” in French

@effinbirds.comOct 10, 2026, 3:08 PM

A painting of a bird beside the text "I am witnessing some truly incredible bullshit"
@effinbirds.comOct 10, 2026, 1:32 PM

Maybe the generous view is that they’re attempting to match an “industry standard” without understanding the reasons or motivations behind that standard.

@effinbirds.comOct 10, 2026, 12:46 PM

So I wonder if it’s just an attempt to match an industry standard, or more nefariously, to limit ISBNs to books from major publishers. Even as a die hard AI hater, I think this is an unnecessary step.

@effinbirds.comOct 10, 2026, 12:43 PM

Seem to be matching major publisher contracts — because of the copyright status of AI generated material, I’ve had clauses in my last couple of contracts that ask me to affirm that I didn’t use AI to write or illustrate. (A more reasonable ask from a publisher, though, since they’re buying rights.)

@effinbirds.comOct 10, 2026, 1:52 AM

I love when my faves like my faves

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