I don’t remember there being so much blood in Sleeping Beauty

Honestly, if I saw this guy acting out at an event, I wouldn’t hesitate to punch him

I’m autistic too, and I’ve taken careful steps to learn how to be formal, silent and respectful in polite society. Autism is no excuse for rudeness or egotism

Shh, it’s okay. Take a minute to close your eyes, take a deep breath, and focus on what you feel and hear around you 🧘‍♂️

Like when I played a bellhop in Cabaret. One night, Cliff dropped some stage money while giving me my tip. I ignored it at first, but as I turned to leave, I pivoted on the spot and swiped the dropped bill in one swift motion 💁‍♂️ 💵 The audience burst out laughing as I strolled off stage

Story of my scholastic/community theater career. I was only chosen for bit parts, but dang if I didn’t commit myself 110%

Aww my pleasure! I’m so happy that you’re having fun with MLP 😁 tbh, Steve was the only Halloween costume that occurred to me

When do you hoist yourselves up by the seat of your pants and take leave of this place?

I was cheering for you all the way!

Y’know the best thing about Friday! Pay day! Ararararararar 🦀 💰

They must be a witch! Burn their tall wooden legs, for they are the mark of Satan!

They just need more…

I must hug them all!!

CAINE…? Where did my legs go?

They’re adorable! 🎃

Can we trade Trump and Zazlav to get Dolly Parton and Tim Burton back?

The world might be a lil too small for her 🐈‍⬛ 🌍