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Giovanni Colantonio

@marioprime.bsky.social

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Video game critic, Editor-at-Large @ Polygon. Formerly Digital Trends, Inverse, Hard Drive i am never doing “discourse” i do not know what random post you are talking about

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@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:06 AM

Honestly I used assist for like…. Half of the game.

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:46 AM

lmfao tua

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:20 AM

I believe a good critic must engage in dogshit

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 12:09 AM

i am listening to tyga’s ai album and it sounds like the music equivalent of when they make a fake video game to put in the background of an svu episode

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:45 PM

liberty bibiddy blas

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:08 PM

How embarrassing for NFL commentators to spend all last week hyping up Watson and talking about all the “adversity” he overcame, only for him to lose to the Jets. Was it worth it, you goons?

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:33 PM

Very clear that the first three weeks were their preseason.

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:03 PM

Well, once again, that’s why you never start saying a team is washed in the first 3 weeks of the season.

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:01 PM

Go pats

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:51 PM

I actually did not, I’m at a Bday party and checking my phone every second. What happened

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 4:17 PM

already at the point of the fantasy football season where i’m making desperation efton chism pickups on sunday morning

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:33 AM

By the way losers were complaining about it, I thought Gears of War like changed characters half way through and that’s why people were so mad, but learning that Mags is just a regular squadmate who does regular squadmate barks and jokes makes me want to tear my head off.

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:30 PM

vogue

A white cat lays in a weird position with a paw under her chin
@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 5:06 PM

Like yeah man, I am also pretty concerned about ownership and preservation, but if I were putting my ass on the line to go V for Vendetta mode and risk jail time and a billion dollar fine, the Supreme Court would be floating in space right now.

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 5:00 PM

Hands down, the dumbest thing about this saga is that it is happening because someone got Jokerfied about discs. Why do this when you could be blackmailing AI execs?

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:23 PM

I’m an apologist, but I do think Long Drive is their best by a mile.

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:13 PM

Those were the highlights for sure. Neverending Math Equation into Trucker’s Atlas was also a very funny crowd killer built for me.

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:11 PM

1997 was crazy

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:09 PM

it was like for me and one other guy near me who also popped off when they played talking shit about a pretty sunset

@marioprime.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:03 PM

It was one of the weirdest setlists I’ve ever seen them play relative to the crowd they were playing to. Which was great news for only me.

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