Way too much.

Maybe I was only allowed a sliver of hope on my birthday and that was that.

RIP my husband I didn't know I'd be a widow so soon

Like that is a banger first message.

You're not going to believe this but I haven't replied to a message on POF in several years but yesterday someone sent one that was so good I was like oh crap this one is something, I replied within 5 mins and guess what? Not a peep

I'm going to make one but I'm also going to put a very real blade inside the crochet just for the craic

Simple creatures, really. Fascinating.

Two men who dress up as knights and beat up other knights newly joined the server around the same time and it is the most phenomenal male bonding session I have seen in my life.

With grave costs these days, perhaps the 3 of us could make an arrangement.

Ok well let me know when desperation strikes, I won't make you get rid of your books.

"Hey can you do me a solid?" Sure can! *bears down*

That one was neither, just to clarify

FUUUUUUUUU

That explains all the crying yesterday there was a fucking LOT

OHHHHH

No I'll be dead first my takeaway is going to burst from my stomach like the thing from The Thing

Die from ruptured stomach? -AI How long for metabolism -AI

Googling Ruptured stomach how stomach rupture after eating Too much food stomach rupture? Stomach rupture symptoms

It's REAL I NEED it!!

raspberry and vanilla!