NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, budding philosopher, said when interviewed “while promenading nous saw un chat. Moi was excited mais moi was aussi doing des thinky thinkies.Pourquoi do les chiens wear les harnais et not les chats? Is Monsieur Orwell correct are some animaux plus equal than autres?”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, thrilled daughter, said when interviewed “while promenading mon père disappeared! Moi thought that le crafty Monsieur Renard had done des tricksy tricksies! Heureusement, mon père was d’accord except pour his back dodgy dodgy. Moi was super chuffed to see him again.”

NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, flummoxed dog, said when interviewed “moi thinks Monsieur Renard is doing les stalky stalkies of moi!Moi should be doing les stalky stalkies of Monsieur Renard! Moi is une chienne! Le monde has gone nutzoid dans beaucoup de ways. Moi needs to do des thinky thinkies.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, proud dog, said when interviewed “ma mère is doing une blague! Ma mère knows comment to do tout les onnies et offies of nos appliances! Moi would like to learn comment to open le frigo et make la télé show Bluey, Peppa Pig et Monsieur Attenborough. Ma mère says non.”

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NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring girl, said when interviewed “ma mère, une intellectualiste, is toujours doing le ready readies et her livres are not les livres pop-up! They are sans pictures! Moi thinks ma mère needs du temps avec moi. Moi will let her choose entre Pingu et Mme Caterpillar.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, frustrated girl, said when interviewed “moi loves ma mère mais she can be SO stricty stricty! Moi knows nous would have beaucoup de fun if we didn’t leave Monsieur Renard seul! He thinks he is such les clogs clever clever. Moi would show him who’s boss d’Ealing!”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, good daughter, said when interviewed “moi adores jour de bin! Les smelly smellies are très intéressant. Mon père has un back dodgy dodgy so he can’t get down to do les smellies avec moi. Moi tells him tout about them so he doesn’t miss out. Moi knows he is grateful.”

Don’t we all Beth.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, smart girl, said when interviewed “moi is getting excellente at les calmy calmy stuff. Mon père says moi is une bonne fille. Moi likes to make mon père heureux, moi aussi likes du fromage et des saucisses. Moi will not do les calmy calmy pour un chat, juste saying.”

It is called ‘Where the Sweet Birds Sang’. It is a documentary focusing on Parkinson's disease, pesticide exposure, and an environmental cluster in an upstate New York farming community.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, considerate daughter, said when interviewed “moi needed un pipi ou deux pendant la nuit, so does mon père! Moi does les wakey wakies to give him une chance! Moi aussi likes to check that Monsieur Renard is not dans le jardin et doing les nicky nickies of his vélo.”

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NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, wise girl, said when interviewed “moi was un peu agitée ce matin. Moi had been watching la BBC news et moi thinks le monde is super bonkers bonkers. Moi felt better après notre promenade et moi enjoyed le grand petit-déjeuner. Moi likes des googlies et du bacon.”

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of Strictly, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t know about all les dansey dansies comme ma mère qui est une experte mais moi’s journaliste who is beaucoup plus jeune than Shirley says Shirley has un super bod.”

Thanks Beth. I am pleased you appreciate Sophie’s intelligence and wit. Honestly, when I speak to her on the phone sometimes I think I am speaking to Jo Brand or Dawn French, Sophie has me in stitches.

NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, disappointed girl, said when interviewed “moi likes to see le chat. He is un tête de merde et calls moi beaucoup de noms très rudey rudey mais moi enjoys l’interaction. Quand he goes bas moi goes haute. Merci, Madame Obama. Moi doesn’t think tête de merde is rudey.”