Angie Nixon: They say, I want to abolish prisons and I want to defund the police. Why would I want to do that when I want Donald Trump and Ashley Moody locked up in jail?

Pfeiffer: "MAGA-ism is now big government authoritarianism. It’s not small government capitalism."

Jon Favreau reacting to Trump repeating his broken promise to give every American $5,000 if Republicans keep control of Congress: "No one f*cking believes this guy."

Tommy Vietor reacts to the latest South Park episode: "It’s pretty ballsy that they wrote this into the script too, because David Ellison just bought Paramount that owns South Park."

"He has a repellent personality. He's not a person you want to spend time with." TV reacting to Vivek Ramaswamy at his recent rally.

Jon Favreau reacts to this week's South Park: "Billionaires used to be there and quiet but now they can’t shut the f*ck up.”

"It’s such an old-school corruption that I felt like I was reading it through a sepia filter or something." –Tommy Vietor on reports the Kristi Noem used DHS funds to buy marked-up jets from a political donor on her last day as secretary.

Vietor: That stopped me in my tracks. A great politician talks about who they are, where they come from, and how their bio informs the things they care about and fight for. I thought it was really powerful and hopefully can cut through in a way that usually interviews don't.

"Abdul was almost too good. He was too poised and calm. There wasn’t an explosive moment that you can make go viral like he did with Jesse Watters." –Tommy Vietor on Abdul El-Sayed's interview with Martha MacCallum

Lovett: It is amazing that we’re still doing this, “Where’s the evidence? Where’s the evidence?” And Trump's like, “Yeah, shut the f*ck up.”

Lovett: Either by ignorance or ideology, they don't care what the rule is... they just eliminate it. Jon and Michael Lewis break down DOGE's Chesterton's fence problem: know why a rule exists before you tear it down.

"We're gonna take everything we can and we're gonna show people as a statement: We can do this. And we're gonna worry about the law later." Michael Lewis describing Trump's approach to governing in his second term.

Michael Lewis: It's not like Trump came in with a great plan and then it didn't get executed. So the idea there's this deep state that undermined him was insane.

"Luckily, we won’t have to get to know Mike Collins very well because he is soon going to be the former candidate for the U.S. Senate when Jon Ossoff wins." - Marc Elias reacting to Collins support for federal troops at polling stations.

"Gutfeld lives in this space between comedy and angry guy that’s just really hard to suss out." –Tommy Vietor reacting to Greg Gutfeld's segment on overweight prostitutes.

Jon Lovett: If you’re using AI to prove how good of a time you’re having, you’re not having a good time.

"Maybe China does see advantage in drumming up antipathy toward AI in the United States. It wouldn’t change the fact that these companies have gone about this in the most ham-fisted, arrogant way." –Jon Lovett responds to Mike Johnson calling anti-AI sentiment a "Chinese psyop."

“F*ck yeah, impeach this asshole.'" –Jon Lovett reacts to Thomas Massie’s articles of impeach against Pete Hegseth.

Tommy responding to Talarico’s challenge to Ken Paxton to debate on Fox News: When your opponent’s whole message against you is that you’re low-T, and your rejoinder is, like, “All right, b*tch, debate me on Fox News,” that’s a pretty good way to respond.