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The Ranty Highwayman

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A highway engineer's adventures in time & space. The street is not too narrow your imagination is too narrow | Independent sustainable mobility design specialist | Better streets & places | Runs @cityinfinity.bsky.social | https://linktr.ee/rantyhighwayman

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@rantyhighwayman.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:50 PM

And one more: The First Purge. Not exactly cerebral, but hey.

@ofalafel.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:53 PMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

There was a culture of bullying on the set of Sesame Street. Big Bird was often made to feel ostrich-sized.

@rantyhighwayman.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:09 PM

And next it's Screamers

@neilsmiles.comOct 11, 2026, 1:58 PMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

If Toast of London did politicians

Barry Answer
SDP PPC, Mansfield
@modacitylife.comOct 11, 2026, 1:26 PMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

In 2016, Leuven made a bold decision: instead of trying to accommodate ever-increasing car traffic, it would change the rules of the road entirely. A decade later, the Dutch-inspired traffic circulation plan has drastically improved the city’s accessibility, liveability and quality of public space.🧵

People of all ages and abilities in casual autumn attire walk, cycle, sit, and ride the bus on the low-traffic streets of Leuven lined with buildings, trees, benches, terraces, and planter boxes.People of all ages and abilities in casual autumn attire walk, cycle, sit, and ride the bus on the low-traffic streets of Leuven lined with buildings, trees, benches, terraces, and planter boxes.People of all ages and abilities in casual autumn attire walk, cycle, sit, and ride the bus on the low-traffic streets of Leuven lined with buildings, trees, benches, terraces, and planter boxes.People of all ages and abilities in casual autumn attire walk, cycle, sit, and ride the bus on the low-traffic streets of Leuven lined with buildings, trees, benches, terraces, and planter boxes.
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:31 PM

Back for some more horror, completing the original Hellraiser trilogy with Hell On Earth.

@rantyhighwayman.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:41 AMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

*** New blog post ***

Join me for a spin along Argentinierstraße, Vienna's Dutch inspired cycle street.

therantyhighwayman.blogspot.com/2026/10/arge...

A red surfaced road with a massive white cycle logo on it. There are people cycling towards us and planting both sides.
@yakhunt.netOct 11, 2026, 1:05 PMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

Les Dennis Misérables

@davidho.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:00 PMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

Citrus juicers as protection

A row of decorative street bollards sits along a paved sidewalk, featuring black posts topped with vivid red trim, white sections adorned with red five-pointed stars, and distinctive white sculpted tops that resemble manual citrus juicers.
@kevjs1982.ukOct 11, 2026, 11:57 AMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

NCP literally being removed from our cities...

An NCP car park proudly displaying the NCP signage on the frontage. The rest of the car park has been demolished
@captainhowdy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:18 AMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

Previously:

The "Shut Up And Take My Money!" meme which shows Fry from Futurama angrily wafting a fistful of dollars. The image is now black and white, Fry is wearing some alien detector shades from "They Live" (1988) and the dollar bills are plain white with the words "THIS IS YOUR GOD" written on them in bold black letters.The "Is This A Pigeon?" meme which shows an anime guy in popped collars and glasses standing outside with his hand in the air as a butterfly flits close by. The butterfly is now T. Ocellus, the eyeball octopus monster from "Alien: Earth". Two of its tentacles are embedded in the guy's temple and it's a given that his left eye's getting forcibly evicted.The "Batman Slapping Robin" meme, but Batman is now Father Karras from "The Exorcist" (1973) and Robin is now Regan MacNeil, whose head has spun 180 degrees from the force of the blow, enabling us to see her spooky, messed up face. Her speech bubble says "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS C-" while Karras' says "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!".Hey, it's another Donald Sutherland picture which also contains a +++SPOILER+++. This one is the "Leo Pointing" meme, but Leo's face has been swapped for that of Donald Sutherland's messed up, screaming alien face from the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" (1978).
@jim.londoncentric.mediaOct 11, 2026, 8:21 AMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

The death of Harry Webb and London’s gas-and-drive problem. www.londoncentric.media/p/nitrous-ox...

@londoncycling.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:00 AMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

🚴‍♀️ We're asking supporters to share their views on cycling in London, and we'd love to hear from you!

The survey takes around 10 minutes, and as a thank you, you'll be entered to win a Bryton Rider S510 GPS bike computer and Bryton Gardia radar light.

👨‍💻 Take the survey today: buff.ly/B2VEjB5

@rantyhighwayman.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:15 AM

I wonder if that's because TfL hasn't numbered their junctions?

@vizcomic.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:15 AMReposted by @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social

There's a new issue (Viz 360) in the shops. Sorry no refunds.

A pic of the new issue (Viz 360) and a reader letter: "It's helpful of King Charles to assure his subjects that Harry and Meghan are 'non-working royals', so we can readily distinguish them from all the other royals stacking shelves in Tesco, delivering food for UberEats or pulling 18-hour shifts at the local A&E. Desmond Bullen, Sale"
@rantyhighwayman.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:51 AM

In terms of being able to make it a motorway, it would probably be far easier to build a new motorway along a different route and that would of course be a challenge for all sorts of political and environmental reasons.

@rantyhighwayman.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:51 AM

The A12 (dualled bit at least) has lots of places where there are historic private accesses, direct access to homes, petrol stations and geometry that doesn't meet motorway standards. It's also used by farm traffic, mopeds and learners who are banned by motorways.

@rantyhighwayman.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:58 AM

They should have swapped the word "people" with the word "racists".

@rantyhighwayman.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:56 AM

Also "we hail Prince George, we hail Price George."

@rantyhighwayman.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:55 AM

And you're back!

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