God wins. Of course. Probably never would have seen this it it wasn't for #spaceapecinema Thanks @sonofkaras.bsky.social and friends. Take care. See ya soon.

That hunchback sound. On repeat. #spaceapecinema

What I appreciate about this is that somebody REALLY wanted to get this made and somehow got it pieced together. And it's not that bad. #spaceapecinema

Jesus is definitely going to be the hero here..... #spaceapecinema

This but an episode of Kojak. #spaceapecinema

The vampire reminds me of Dr. Evil. #spaceapecinema

Midget vampire. #spaceapecinema

Papa Johns started adding a 'special seasoning' packet in with the parmesagn and red pepper packets. I think it's a kind of garlic salt. Pretty good. #spaceapecinema

"Is the only way to kill a vampire with a cross?"
"It depends on the movie..."
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That this is set at modern times, and the only way you would know is by that car, seems an odd choice to me. #spaceapecinema

I'm not entirely sober and am only picking up maybe half of the dub. Oh well. Light another J. #spaceapecinema

Picture quality varies shot to shot. #spaceapecinema

A musical number. With an ox. All righty. #spaceapecinema

I didn't quite catch the year, fucking Roman numerals, is this '64 or '74? Those shades have me wondering. #spaceapecinema

Currently drinking mountain dew. #spaceapecinema

No idea what to expect from this but in a super mood so bring on whatever. #spaceapecinema

Thanks for the company #riffotronic pals. Take care. See ya soon.

"No more." Preach. #riffotronic

I don't really care what happens, I just want this to end. #riffotronic