@hillarymonahan.bsky.social
They/She.
Wrote some books.
Then didn't.
Love animals, horror, and weird stuff.
Run a cool jewelry store for queer artists.
@peculiarityshop.bsky.social
www.peculiarityshop.com
@jenne.myatproto.socialReposted by @hillarymonahan.bsky.socialWhen my dad was a single dad to me starting when I was four, people of this ilk were the WORST. Seeing caring dads baffles and confuses them.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialExcuse you my family has a name.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialPretending this is a safety issue is disingenuous and cruel.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialDads get to take their daughters out in public. And transphobia is a social sickness.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialDads taking their daughters into women's restrooms are considering that their daughters don't need to see peckers at urinals. These are dads who care. Women throwing fits about this are saying children seeing peckers is okay if they personally aren't uncomfortable. Those women suck.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialReposted by @hillarymonahan.bsky.socialPicture me with a paid off Lowe's credit card. Our eyes meet across the store. I bite my lip. It must happen. I then promptly drive you to my best friend's house and hand you over in an unopened box so that you can do this. Because the only person who will love you more is Greg.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialIt's AMAZING
@magpieofthesea.bsky.socialReposted by @hillarymonahan.bsky.socialIt's been almost a year since my sweet girl Bootsy Wrinkles left this planet, I think about and miss her every day. Her life started rough, but thank god we had 12 years with her. She was an ANGEL. She grew fur!! 🥰
@scifiwifi42.bsky.socialReposted by @hillarymonahan.bsky.social
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@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialThis is not the pansexual king we asked for.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialYuri.
My dude.
We need to talk about how you're failing the team.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialI noticed that Greg set this up while Lauren was off at a writing retreat. ... well done sir well done.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialFriendship with me hurts a little. Like eating Sourpatch Kids.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialThe way that I introduced him was to ask if I could be his godmother and to wish them well paying for his college education.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialPicture me with a paid off Lowe's credit card. Our eyes meet across the store. I bite my lip. It must happen. I then promptly drive you to my best friend's house and hand you over in an unopened box so that you can do this. Because the only person who will love you more is Greg.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialSo, after 5 of the last 6 Doordash orders have been wrong, I'm giving up on the service. I tip well. So I gotta assume I just have shit luck.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialI would name her Gozer. We'd wear matching sweaters.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialI do not need a Sphinx cat. But gods help me if I don't worship those naked gremlin babies.
@hillarymonahan.bsky.socialI HAVE A WEEDWHACKER AND MIGHTY PURPOSE.
