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Bruce Shark

@bruceshark.bsky.social

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IMMA SHARK Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff. Mostly jolly, sometimes i get hangry. Gud about sharing recipes and shit. INCAPABLE OF CRITICAL THOUGHT🤣 Don't be a dick. 🦈 🌈

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@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 11:06 PM

Hope we can see it, we have cloud cover and light rain

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 11:05 PM

ASK ME HOW FAST I PULLED OVER AND GRABBED THAT PIC... HILARIOUS We found a nice park, played cards during a wind storm....i whipped her dirty pirate ass.

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 11:03 PM

Compton, we're in you, too...

Park time sat and played Gin Rummy....i beat her ass I screamed and pulled over.


MAYO AVE
@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 11:02 PM

DONE..... She's a steenky smelly Pirate

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:08 PM

BWAHAHAHHAAA LONG BEACH....WE ARE IN YOU... SisFace and i are sharing asada nachos and talkin' smack. I missed her goofy ass. IMMA UNCLE She's a GRAMMA....First year birfday. Hi Work happening on our Shark Cave.

Asada Nachos in Long Beach.
@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:59 AM

One can hope. And also hope our roof holds out.

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:59 AM

It's 8:58 p.m. and 86° Weeeee I'm crusty and dried out it's sad for a shark.

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:57 AM

Sir. No. No no no they are the only creature i fear. Seriously I am known for my loathing of these satan babies. Why why why right before bed.

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:54 AM

Grazie! My plan is to chill with ice packs again tomorrow so i can at least do some stuff out with SisFace.

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:53 AM

Huge huge (consensual) hugs. I get you, truly

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:53 AM

This past coupla weeks have me missing Iceland.

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:52 AM

Hi Alice! Getting along, tryin' to keep some manner of.... grace or at least not bein' awful. Struggle is real.

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:51 AM

We are pretty sensitive to humans being uncomfortable with shark nekkidness. Never trying to upset yas

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:50 AM

O she's gonna beat me hardily and completely. Know it, and i deserve it. But wow do i miss her. We've never been separated this far from each other.

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:53 AM

We need Autumn to act more.... Autumn-y.

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:52 AM

Noooo.... Should i?! I'll go tomorrow! 😁🥹

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:52 AM

💙😁

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:51 AM

CLAPPING FOR YOU VIGOROUSLY Guess that crappy coworker can F all the way off! Congratulations!

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:50 AM

💙 and also 😂

@bruceshark.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:49 AM

GET EM, TEAM YOU ALL THE WAY

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