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He just like me fr

Damn, Cracker Barrel still backpedaling

Often think about living somewhere sane

Ahead of its time

Headlines used to be like "Lawmakers Spar Over Budget Concerns" Now they're all "Powerful Wizards Warn of a World-Ending Magic, Mad King Unconvinced"

Is the guy who changes the Samsung Clock Widget with every update on here? I just want to talk.

Chimichurri version is good too!

You can't make this stuff up

It's called the locomotive. And we're gonna drive it right through your god damn bedroom.

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You worry about your weekend and I'll worry about mine!

Thank you, I needed to hear that.

When I see "Happy Friday" in your email, I question your commitment to the work. To me, Fridays are sad.

It was me, I admit it

Let's try something different this afternoon, everybody be sufferable