Eel porn. Usually when you Google porn of any kind it shows up. Instead, I got (did you mean “eel pie”.) the Internet is literally the biggest publicly accessible archive of pornography on earth and even it was like “there’s no way that’s a thing, you must mean eel pie?”🤮
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I love you Canadians. Sorry for our stupid president and our stupid oligarch.
