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Abe Goldfarb

@abegoldfarb.bsky.social

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Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness.

Look at all this shit I’ve done: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2026827/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_1_nm_7_in_0_q_abe%20goldfarb

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@papapishu.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 5:51 PMReposted by @abegoldfarb.bsky.social

Reading is kinda gay. Oh you’re experiencing the interiority of another guy? Pause.

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 6:19 PM

This is my understanding also

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 5:41 PM

i won’t lie, “what if your mom had limbs but spooky style” is probably enough to get me into a theater

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:12 AM

cool thanks man

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:11 AM

“chat bbd show me casablanca starring the rizzler” okay now what guess i’ll go walk into traffic

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:08 AM

does anyone involved in AI understand how fucking boring it would be if all your entertainment was customized like do they get how much that would fucking suck

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:43 AM

What a fucking closer.

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 11:32 PM

When a big name does this, it actually means something.

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:46 PM

Level Four

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:45 PM

WELCOME FUCK YEAH

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:25 PM

Somehow DIGGER has leapt 900% at the domestic box office and is projected to make $72 billion this weekend.

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:41 AM

“HALLOWEEN ENDS IS S TIER”

Tom Cruise as Digger, in a maroon suit and bolo tie, screaming something as a bunch of EU guys record him on phones
@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 10:49 PM

I got high and talked tarts with my friend Ashton.

youtu.be/Ykyv1e7Nw4s?...

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 6:31 PM

Seeing it opening day was a fucking EXPERIENCE. I’ll never forget how it felt when the reveal dropped. Or when we saw the behemoth strolling over a deformed world.

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:32 PM

I refuse to be a doomer, firstly because what the fuck good am I to anyone if I shrug at All Of This, and secondly because I see people waking up. We may not agree on everything, but if we can agree that public executions are a violation of everything that makes us human, I’ll start there.

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 4:55 AM

Human Joey could take Tiberius, that clown is soft as hell.

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 9:01 PM

Stone is fucked the second he tries to reason with any of these freaks.

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 8:53 PM

Joey is a human now, so he’s basically toast. Liam Stepford is a literal robot and a catty bitch. He has moves. Give him a knife and it’s over.

@abegoldfarb.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 5:24 AM

Ugh still thinking about DIGGER. Yesterday I thought it was a fuming and contemptuous. Today I think it’s one of the saddest movies I’ve seen in a long while. An elegy that sincerely hopes it’s not an elegy. A movie that asks “what’s the point?” and genuinely wants to know what you think.

@riothobbit.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 3:50 AMReposted by @abegoldfarb.bsky.social

Advocates for the devil are supposed to be making ill gotten gains, if you’re doing it for free you’re just being a dirty asshole

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