The u stands for "under forty"

A dinosaur that has time-traveled from the past and is looking at illustrations of dinosaurs in a book: Why is everybody so plucked. They look like they were all kept in cages that made them stressed

A flip flop for date night? Where are we going for dinner, the showers at the Y?

idk if the skincare i get from the clearance section at marshalls actually does anything but sometimes it’s just nice to have slime on your face

Is there a possible downside to all of us permanently losing our minds

Do I need to see The Hurricane

Would you believe me that Lindsay Clancy is brought up a nonzero number of times

This Is Not A Place Of Honor

Success: Woman Figures Out How To Stop Getting Emails When Redditors Reply To Her

Hm... no thanks

baseball is good because it’s a sport of scheming viziers. what is a head coach but a king. and what is an assistant but a guy who says shit like “most excellent, my liege”

Not letting it change how you treat women? Not being hostile to women while watching tons of porn?

It's like being addicted to candy. Don't you get tired of toothaches

I don't know how these incel guys stand hanging out with each other, I have like 5+ replies by them and get morbidly bummed

These guys all sound so criminally insane

The Shane Gillis stuff is funny because you can feel whatever about the size of the backlash to his little joke. But I hope we can all agree people taking time to defend him are all dirty little worms

Passing the bar with the game on. Sasaki looks like he's got the Grim Reaper breathing in his ear

Are the Brewers gonna sweep. That'd be so funny

If it can produce a text document that I can email myself, it doesn't need to do anything else

Taking a selfie in the giant floor disco candy corn at Michael's