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Space politician. ‘’Face of the Establishment’. Sane.
@countbinface.bsky.socialReposted by @countbinface.bsky.socialHow to deceive a human being. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes, Richard E. Grant, the unblinking CEO of Manchester City, the Labour party conference and Oxford Street. Read all about it in my brand new newsletter! countbinface.substack.com/p/how-to-dec...
@countbinface.bsky.socialHow to deceive a human being. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes, Richard E. Grant, the unblinking CEO of Manchester City, the Labour party conference and Oxford Street. Read all about it in my brand new newsletter! countbinface.substack.com/p/how-to-dec...
@countbinface.bsky.socialFake news. I was in my undies.
@countbinface.bsky.socialParty Conference Season is here! But don’t despair. So is my intergalactic take on the week’s news. Get it here!
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@countbinface.bsky.socialquis custodiet ipsos cunnos?
@countbinface.bsky.socialRead all about it! My tactics, my strategy, my toilet-buying suggestions and (as if you need it) much more.
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@countbinface.bsky.socialI don't need £5 million gifts. But if you enjoy what I do, you can bung me a trio of affordable croissants (£3) or a Ferrari at ko-fi.com/countbinface. I'll do a separate crowdfunder for political campaigns, but l've reopened this just for little old me. Much luv, CB x
@countbinface.bsky.socialI have an announcement.
@countbinface.bsky.socialRiddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
@countbinface.bsky.socialYou might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
@countbinface.bsky.socialAt what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
@countbinface.bsky.socialAn alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.
@countbinface.bsky.socialCan't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.
@countbinface.bsky.socialCount Binface meets the press: JAPAN
@countbinface.bsky.socialCount Binface meets the press: AUSTRALIA
@countbinface.bsky.socialThank you ITV and Good Morning Britain.
@countbinface.bsky.socialA brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
@countbinface.bsky.socialJust call me Caped Verde.
@countbinface.bsky.socialI came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
@countbinface.bsky.socialStart the Count.
