@misterabk.bsky.social
Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
UK TOUR 2026 (Extended!): www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
@misterabk.bsky.social PinnedšALERT! ALERT!š I've just added extra UK tour dates for my my āāāāā show King of Crumbs. From Sept-Nov 2026 I'll be coming to NEW places with the SAME jokes. Hop on my autumnal leg! www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
@misterabk.bsky.socialYeah, it was really nasty all round. I guess he wanted to distance himself without saying, "yeah, celebrities just get paid to put their names on those columns".
@misterabk.bsky.socialI'm not sure how much difference it makes, but I don't think he wrote (or read) the actual column and he did apologise afterwards.
@aghastronaut.comReposted by @misterabk.bsky.socialSomeone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
@jon.inkle.coReposted by @misterabk.bsky.socialHuh. I've found a time traveller. He appears to have been pushed backward in time by at least 4 months by a meteor strike
@misterabk.bsky.socialWho's the rebooted private dick who also provides emotional support to all the chicks?
@misterabk.bsky.socialThank you again!
@tallstorygames.bsky.socialReposted by @misterabk.bsky.socialI say, that's quite an invitation!
Please share far and wide to those of a journalistic persuasion. š©
Key requests via social media and email will be entertained.
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@misterabk.bsky.socialThanks for coming!
@misterabk.bsky.socialI do recall a pub near Covent Garden that smelt like a 1000 year old deep-fat fryer.
@misterabk.bsky.socialI know hotels use vinegar to get smells out of towels, but could we come up with something that gets the smell of VINEGAR out of towels? It's like drying myself off with a chippy.
@misterabk.bsky.socialThis morning we're discussing what it means to be ethnically English. Coming up later we tackle the climate change debate and for today's phone-in we're asking "How much arsenic should you give a child?" Let us know what you think. But first, what happens if I put my entire head into this dark hole?
@lauralexx.bsky.socialReposted by @misterabk.bsky.socialRight, people of Hastingsā¦ make your minds up are you coming or not?
As the numbers stand with that show Iām going to have to pull it. Iāll decide tomorrowā¦ the show is on Wednesday and itās not viable on current numbers so if youāre coming - please book.
@misterabk.bsky.socialI try to avoid Amazon, but if you're in the UK, they should have it. The US version is coming, but it's still in the works.
@sesmith.lolReposted by @misterabk.bsky.socialI REALLY like this @anildash.com piece on 'unalive' and algospeak in general, particularly the exploration of the implications for a generation of people growing up steeped in it.
@misterabk.bsky.socialNow I feel guilty about making you lie... Thank you for coming!
@misterabk.bsky.socialOk, so I said "please make it sound like I sold more tickets" but you gotta make it realistic.
@rachelparris.bsky.socialReposted by @misterabk.bsky.socialHey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. Iāve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! š¶
@cmonmaque.bsky.socialReposted by @misterabk.bsky.socialSolo uno pregunta mas
@misterabk.bsky.socialThank you. I do have gloves, and I still manage to jab and slice myself.
@misterabk.bsky.socialJokes on you, that sounds exactly the same as playing it.
