The dodgers came here to do two things: leave runners on base, and chew gum. And they’re all out of bubble gum.

If Democrats win the house and senate, they probably won’t be allowed into chambers in January as a desperate loser of a president does everything possible to prevent a peaceful transfer of power and any consequences from ever reaching him. We should probably prepare for this outcome.

While grabbing a burrito, this pulled up next to me and I thought it was just a nice Type 3 fastback VW until I checked my photo a day later and holy crap it’s a perfectly restored Alfa Romeo worth about a hundred grand in this state.

go Valks!

Then I did a little wall ride during my laps and he left, lol.

I pulled up to the pump track on my bmx and a kid said to me "good afternoon, my fine sirrrr!" in a pseudo British accent, which is a solid joke about how old I am

A small part of me believed there would be rivers so chock full of Sony ps5 pros swimming upstream you could just grab one with your bare hands

While in Japan I learned geographic arbitrage is no longer a thing. Every sold out item I couldn’t get in the states was also sold out in Japan. Everyone has the internet now, everyone knows what everyone else wants and needs

iOS 27, I grew up in Southern California so when I type like a few too many times in every sentence I mean it. I would never say I was thinking of going out to line maybe Thai food on line Friday at maybe line 7pm, should I line make reservations? Autocorrect you make me sound demented.

The KC Current traded Claire Hutton, one of their best young players to Bay FC earlier this year. Yesterday, Bay played their first game in Kansas City since the trade. A fan showed up behind the goal with the best costume about this ever.

Is there a name for testing out airports by flying through them then showing them all the ways they are wrong and bad and confusing everyone because where do I sign up

SeaTac airport might be in the top five for worst signage in an American airport

ACAB unfortunately includes drug sniffing cute little beagles too

I was tweaking this photo going for an Ansel Adams look and then accidentally hit an AI button in the image app and it hallucinated perfect clouds. I hate how good this is.

Mt. Rainier from the plane

The hardest part of flying home from Japan is adjusting to the time change. For example in Tokyo I got to experience a future where everyone deserves dignity but I’m flying back to a country intent on pushing itself back to the 1950s. It’s hard to adjust your watch to that.

Saw a $175k hand built Toyota Century driving last night in Tokyo and honestly thought it was a Bentley. It looks incredible and also a supreme flex to drive a huge SUV among kei cars.