Instead of health insurance, I just place a monthly Kalshi bet that I'll get a major illness.

Instead of health insurance, I just place a monthly Kalshi bet that I'll get a major illness.

Back in ‘22 in Minneapolis I had the pleasure of opening for Ird Al Yanko. I did half an hour. Oct 7 thru 10 I’ll be at the Acme Comedy Company doing an hour. It’ll feel strange talking twice as slowly.

Finally, a drink where you feel the hangover before the buzz.

Some of these are a little impractical, have you ever tried trick or treating with a bus seat?

Sorry I missed this one on the show. I probably would have answered "vote early"

I'm certain Pete Hegseth has at least brought up the idea of him joining the firing squad.

I'm picturing Dan Quayle retweeting this with an eye roll emoji.

This guy has a poster of Stephen Miller in his bedroom.

I call it Super News now.

No, there were many, many other displays of dolt-dom leading up to that. Potato(e) just served to cement his reputation.

It was way more than the potato thing.

I'm picturing Dan Quayle retweeting this with an eye roll emoji.

This guy has a poster of Stephen Miller in his bedroom.

Presidential tickle party!

The Cy Old.

The Cy Old.

It sounded cooler in his head.