youtube was so much better in 2008 bro

i wish AMVs were still cool and you didnt have to make like "tiktok edits" or "fancams" or what have u. idk how to do all that. i just wanna cut scenes up to a full song and slap it on youtube. but you cant. they kill you for doing that. but the wesker slayyyter edits in my head go nuts ok

chrisker. but wesker is not the one winning. ever

Sex is only fun when both hate each other and at the end one is reduced to starstruck, helpless adoration and the other has unambiguously won and looks upon the loser with contempt in their eyes

reference for me actually

you do not need to elaborate this says all it needs to and it says A LOT OF TRUE STATEMENTS

theyre like the same side of two magnets though. so they repel each other until leon's normal size dick is fucking chris' normal size ass. and world peace achieved

dick a size that is so unnatural you begin to slowly realize it, too, is a part of the horror dick so big its genuinely hard to notice that it starts getting even begging in the third act dick, by the end of the game, has become the final boss chris needs to rocket launcher

dick so big its unusable. dick so big he cant get hard, on account of it needing his whole blood. dick so fucking massive it turns a 10/10 horror game into a 1/10 because its always there, swinging and looming

capcom... if you really have to make another chris redfield game you gotta let him hang massive dong

my work colleagues watching me badly moonwalk back and forth around the dining room

T-virus 🏳️‍⚧️

"im married" "i know, its the first thing i learned about you"

YEAH ILL RETWEET THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

trying to explain the current donnie/alvis dynamic to my girlfriend who barely knows who jerma is

MORAG FANART???????????????1!!!!