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@darthputinkgb.bsky.social

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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialJul 13, 2026, 8:09 AM Pinned

Today is 500 days since Zelensky was told Ukraine has no cards.

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@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:02 PM

A solution to this leaps to mind.

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:01 PM

The fact that we already violated this ceasefire (that's totally not the figment of cognitive declining octogeniarien) shows Ukraine wants the war to continue.

@immigrantsareus.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:55 PMReposted by @darthputinkgb.bsky.social

"On Diesel and men"
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social remains a master strategist.

"There’s only one idiot in this deal and it’s Donald."

darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/donalds-di...

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:56 PM

You can ask her. Shes doesnt bite. Even though ive asked her to.

@benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.orgOct 10, 2026, 1:40 PMReposted by @darthputinkgb.bsky.social

Here is your assignment for today: Go to this link and buy a coffee for @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social: buymeacoffee.com/kateinkharkiv
She has been keeping us all informed from Kharkiv for years now—in English. Follow and support her please.

@perevaa.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:55 AMReposted by @darthputinkgb.bsky.social

As if buying Russian diesel weren’t enough, the Trump family might even find a way to profit from it. “America First” – as long as the family gets its cut First. Read the full piece.

@darkwinganka.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:19 AMReposted by @darthputinkgb.bsky.social

"There’s only one idiot in this deal and it’s Donald." "as a result of this, were he to break a long standing tradition and follow the law, Donald will need to sanction himself. This would explain the need for financial structures outside US jurisdiction." 😆

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:44 AM

RIP to all my genuine american warm water oblast trump supporters who lived in this data center.

@petersketch.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:23 AMReposted by @darthputinkgb.bsky.social

"The effect on prices will be smaller than Donald’s attention span and last even less time than he can remain awake during a national security meeting."

@mollycad.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:20 PMReposted by @darthputinkgb.bsky.social

This is well worth a read

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:46 PM

Your prez went on the blog and gave his take on Trump's diesel deal.

The good news: it proves he isn't a Russian asset.
The bad news: it proves he's something worse.

darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/donalds-di...

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 5:56 PM

The further Putinisation of America. Stuck in a war it cannot win, the regime lies about the casualties it is taking.

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 5:52 PM

Why would you use a picture of him, and not the actual POTUS, your Prez.

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 5:44 PM

If you want to know what Donald will say today, read what the Kremlin said yesterday.

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 3:52 PM

Facts.

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 3:34 PM

You dont feel like exploring this further in bunker do you? I'll fold Medvedev's comatose carcass under the far end of the table...

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 3:13 PM

I'll bet you'd watch the actual.

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 2:52 PM

When you consider that Russia has killed a bunch of children while Donald has been helping Russia get money to fund Russia doing it more, you can understand why Donald is so upset he didnt get the Nobel Peace Prize.

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 2:41 PM

Two alpha males promoting gay propaganda.

@darthputinkgb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 2:38 PM

You're the worst 🥰 No youre the worst. 🥰🥰 No YOU'RE the worst, you bombed a school. 🥰🥰🥰 No! YOU are the WORST, you bombed an orphanage 🥰🥰🥰 OK, you hang up first...🥰🥰 No YOU hang up first🥰🥰🥰🥰 Well. You didn't hang up first either🥰🥰🥰🥰.

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