First Amendment & defamation lawyer.
Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom.org (x2)
Illini/music junkie/oofnik.
“A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.”
Posts are my own.
@aricohn.comThat's not logic.
That's brain damage from huffing your own farts.
Ari Cohn
@aricohn.com
@aricohn.com@aricohn.comYea that's what I thought!
@aricohn.comLook I'll expose you to something deeply stupid and annoying if you REALLY want me to
@aricohn.comI was...being sincere
@aricohn.comYou can turn shitty coffee into shit-flavored shitty coffee, I don't get what the confusion is about!
@aricohn.comThen you needn't worry about it, how fortunate for you
@aricohn.com"u poUr?"
@aricohn.comCoffeemate really must have thought weird methy looking guys who get sexually aroused by shitty coffee was the audience to target with that commercial, for reasons that escape me...to put it mildly.
@aricohn.comEven couch naps are better
@aricohn.comCan confirm that nearby floof inestimably improves sleep.
@aricohn.com#PracticeTip: Don't confess to crimes in the newspaper
@aricohn.comAt least (derogatory) she said "yo chill stop putting this all in writing"
@aricohn.comLike...did you think that you become a whistleblower when you tell the world about your own criminal attempt?
@aricohn.comGuilfoyle's corruption is so shockingly transparent that it seems to have almost slid into the background how COMPLETELY INSANE it is that a lawyer voluntarily publicized such self-incriminating material (even considering his four bar suspensios).
@aricohn.comYikes, if that's a recurring problem with others, I'll try to find a different tool. Thanks for the heads-up
@aricohn.comNon-X link to my contemporaneous live-tweet: twitter-thread.com/t/2107489554...
@aricohn.comCheck out Berin's live-tweet of the proceedings in ABC v. FCC. I'm doing it over on X here (will post a non-X link after for those who prefer that): x.com/AriCohn/stat...
@aricohn.comLitieral enshittification
@aricohn.com"Me, I just do whatever, incoherently"
@aricohn.com"We each contribute something different ... Justice Thomas has clearly thought out, coherent ideas about the meaning of various provisions of the Constitution" is a pretty funny unintentional self-own.
