Only because you were getting a pounding.

People love all sorts of crap, so it's bound to be well received. Can it be a moral tale, where humanity is an unflushable floater - but with a happy ending, when we finally go round the bend, and the planet rejoices?

Behave, or you'll get my foot on your backside.

As if the future didn't hold enough pain already!

I do hope the winds aren't strong enough to blow away the bullets for the live execution.

We will not! We refuse to budge an inch!

Aw, Joanne - he's so fecking rude! Did you say something to upset him? You know what a snowflake he is. Don't tell him I said that, or I'll be back in his bad books.

Does the sun redden your cheeks when you shit in the woods?

The article started off quite promising, but collapsed into a hopium dream.

It's quite a thought: no sentient being alive on the planet today will ever experience a stable climate again.

I don't know why more plebs don't do this. It's so simple, just move out of the path of all potential disasters. It couldn't get much easier than that. If you get far enough uphill, you're bound to be safe. Like in the Himalayas, for example. Oh, wait...

'If we take a longer view, we can see Homo sapiens are highly adaptable. Faced with these threats, we will look for ways to adapt and cope, as we have done for millennia. It’s a mistake to focus either on reducing emissions or adapting to a warming world – we need both.'

🙄😒 Just say no to hopium, kids!

'Many people fear the uncertainty of climate change. Some are already grieving the current losses and those to come, or feel rage at our unwillingness to change course. These responses are understandable. We must act in empowering and hopeful ways – without shying away from the gravity of the task.'

'We can no longer take a 30-year average of past extreme weather and extrapolate that into the future. We don’t know what will emerge as the atmosphere undergoes very rapid change at rates humans have never experienced. ...We will have to learn to adapt to the future climate.'

'We might expect a steadily warming world will cause steady change to existing weather phenomena – hotter days, more rain, longer droughts. …our desire for predictability won’t be satisfied here either. Weather will change unpredictably, meaning we can expect new extremes [plus] new combinations'