Trump will get #HotWheels to pardon him, so he can travel to DC in time to act as this year's #WhiteHouseSanta

How big physically is that #FIFAPeacePrize? Cause I would pay good money to see Trump swallow it! #Pay-per-view #PresidentialPain

I imagine we can expect Ebola to be migrating to American soil shortly than? Fabulous!!! Somehow I doubt #RFKjr and #MehmetOz have any protocol lined up for testing Trump's paid militia for this. They are probably all #anti-vaxxers too.

Judging by the expression on his face It doesn't look like he likes anal. Maybe #RussellVaught would be a better choice.

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The #JoyfulNoise will be deafening!

The math of IQ from a #WhiteChristianNational who happens to also be in an interracial marriage with a biracial daughter. I don't think his own IQ is #Mathing The #DumbingDown of #Amerikkka
#DalePartridge #TrumpLevelGenius
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#MAGA is incapable of "learning"

#TrumpAccounts You can put in up to 5000 dollars annually for your child. When the child is 18 & can access the funds they will find there is nothing there, because it's got the Trump name on it making the money his, all $90,000(?) (+ whatever interest it accrued!) Evidenced by #SuperPAC #MAGAInc

Now #DonaldJTrump should buy up all the #NationalDebt, as he is responsible for taking to a level that has "never been seen before". #ThankYou for your attention to this matter!

Shooosh don't say it out loud #PeteHegseth will take the honor away from her posthumously. #NoWomenAllowed #He-ManWomanHatersClub ourgang.fandom.com/wiki/He-Man_...