Jeff Tiedrich

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ugh, who invited this guy

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here's today's post: "Dear Leader mocks his cultists to their faces. The cultists giggle and clap in response. What the fuck?" Who acts like this? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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yesterday, Donny mocked his cultists to their faces, for believing the stupid shit he tells them. the cultists responded by laughing and clapping ever harder. spoiler alert: it's a cult. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I do some mocking of my own. link is here: bit.ly/3Un3xO2

“I could say the stupidest things, and you’d clap and say ‘I love you so much.’” He’s not wrong. I mean, it’s not even a hypothetical. Donny does feed his cultists on a steady diet of the stupidest shit imaginable. He tells them that magnets stop working if they get wet. They clap. He tells them exercise is bad for you. They clap again. He tells them windmills give you noise cancer. They smack their goddamned hands together like meth-tweaked seals. He’ll even spew hallucinatory nonsense about how there’s one ginormous faucet in Canada that controls all of California’s water — and in response, these credulous shit-kadoodles are all ‘please sir, may I have some more?’
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here's today's post: "Dear Leader mocks his cultists to their faces. The cultists giggle and clap in response. What the fuck?" Who acts like this? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Super-Hot Jesus makes MAGA horny, deep-voice men make Jesse Watters horny, and livestreamed executions make Donny horny. it's all in 'This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4duSHMp

Stupid got off to a lightning-quick start this week, with the heartwarming tale of some homie who actually died and went to heaven for eighteen whole days — and then apparently un-died, so he could come back and go on Fox and talk about how he got to hang with the actual Jesus H. Christ. Just listen to him gush about how super-hot the J-Man is.
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commenters, I need you all to scroll down to the line in my post where I say, "please don’t tell me that Brian May is alive. I know that. I didn’t create that image. Take it up with the guy who did," and then I need you to consider whether or not I need to be corrected. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

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it's Saturday, and it's time for "This week in stupid: October 10 edition" — Jesse swoons, Donny croons, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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Pete Kegstand practically wet himself with joy over the prospect of livestreaming a public execution by firing squad. what the fuck is wrong with this broken-inside ghoul? Thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I attempt to figure it out. link is here: bit.ly/4AZ9Zvb

Did you notice how completely fucking excited Piss-Drunk Pete was, in that clip? He was absolutely giddy with glee as he burbled away at a mile a minute about how the military was going to publicly kill the shit out of someone. That’s insane. Nobody should be that happy about meting out death — and nobody who’s that over-the-moon about killing should be put in charge of the lives of others.
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here's today's post: "What kind of shithole country livestreams executions? Our kind." — Cruelty, as always, is the point. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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yesterday, our disgusting Abuser-in-Chief bragged that he could have done "very bad things" to Hillary Clinton, because "I can do whatever I want, if I want." ew. shut the fuck up, Piggy. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/3UaPA5P

Well, okay, then. That’s certainly good to know. Thanks for sharing, Donny. Tell me, what are we supposed to do with this information? File it away for future reference? Fear this idiot more? He’s already the world’s most tiresome asshole. Who talks like this? It’s so unpresidential. Our Predator-in-Chief is unfit for office, and growing worse by the day. ‘I can do whatever I want, if I want.’ Why does everything that seeps out of Preznit Fuckwit’s rancid anus-mouth sound like something that he or his dead pedo bestie Jeffrey Epstein would have said to one of the Motel-a-Lago ‘spa girls’?
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here's Thursday's post: "We’ve endured ten long years of this shit. Lucky us." Preznit Fuckwit claims ‘he can do whatever he wants, if he wants.’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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Gold Star families visited the White House yesterday, and instead of offering words of comfort for their lost loved ones, Preznit Fuckwit bragged like an excited child about his new heliport. he's that broken inside. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4rXTb3O

This is not normal behavior. This is some sick psychopathic shit. It staggers the mind that the chief executive of our country not only can’t be bothered to pretend to care — he genuinely has no clue why he should care. Seriously, if Donny can’t eat it, or fuck it, or make money off of it, he has no use for it — and there’s nothing in the world that’s going to make him care about it. What an asshole.
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here's today's post: "Breaking: World’s biggest asshole has world’s most ginormous ass" — what’s Donny packing back there? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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“Where are the calls for Donny to resign? Remember Joe Biden’s last year in office?The press had their knives out.Every time Joe stumbled over a word, or took too long to reply to a question, every newspaper in the land would shit out editorial after editorial…demanding that he resign immediately…”

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our fucked-up president invites Iran to 'take out' Los Angeles and San Diego, and our shithole press can't be bothered to say one word about it. what in the actual fuck? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head once again explodes. link is here: bit.ly/3VuDJA0

Hello, and welcome to another exciting episode of Donny Says Stupid Shit, the show where our Very Special President gets away with blurting out the kind of crazypants dumbfuckery that would immediately end the political career of any mere mortal who said the same thing.
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here's Tuesday's post: "No biggie, it’s just our shithole president, inviting Iran to ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego" — What the fuck is wrong with this guy? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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UPDATE: 11:33 EST: it has come to my attention that the image of Piss-Drunk Pete at the top of today's post was generated by a six-fingered plagiarism robot and is NOT REAL. This is why I should never write a post when I’m sleep-deprived. Sorry, everyone. I will vow to do better. —Jeff T.

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here's Monday's post: "What the fuck is this?" — How did we Nazi this coming? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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