When bands take these brave stands what they actually mean is they are well aware dipshits are over represented in their audience.

Oh, we’re going to get all hung up on the “legal” definition of “lawyer” now? The American people reject these gotchas by this liberal media.

Say what you will, Zacharia wins the hotly contested “most teeth” competition.

From the (checks notes) Daily Caller: "We don’t live in a sane world. We live in a mad world, where insider trading is rampant, a sitting president nakedly grifts by selling foreigners access to his swanky gala, and diesel costs $6 per gallon."

It feels like our modern trolley problem is either the Ai bubble pops or it's wildly successful and kills us all.

Anyone else just hear the screechy jump scare violins on these posts?

What's actually interesting is he never views congress as people he'll need to "make deals" with. He views them as his lackeys taking orders. Let's hope he gets a rude awakening on that front.

The one thing that can get you fired in this administration is not getting the big guy's beak wet.

Going to be wild if Lindsey Graham's sister is the lone bright spot for the GOP on election night.

Retreating very strongly.

I mean it's not like Putin is a former American president or anything.

The period between the election and the new congress swearing in is going to be absolutely insane. I mean, even more than now. Which is a lot.

"I don't go around calling them names."

Whenever a performer says "No politics in this show" somehow that always speaks to the same crowd.

Clear as glass.

This feels like if Spy Magazine had done a feature back in the day imagining the kind of stories you'd see if the short fingered vulgarian somehow became the leader of the free world.

Perhaps “Putin stooge” would have been more descriptive.

I think the press glossed over a lot on the semantics of what a Russian asset is exactly.

98% chance he refers to them as “My girls.”