MAGA is way more angry at Talarico for having the flu than they were Paxton for leaving the country with his mistress for the Fourth of July

I regret to inform everyone that, I, too, did not receive a Nobel Peace Prize for accomplishments that exist only in my imagination. I ask for grace and understanding during this difficult time.

MAGA, I ask again: Do you ever get tired of defending this petulant, whiny beta male?

300,000 tons isn’t even a day of diesel, lol.

Shit! 😳 Let’s make this nationwide.

Nope, it’s gross. It might be who we are right now, though. 😑

I half-way joked about this the other day. I’m only surprised they aren’t charging for it.

Thank you! I know some of this stuff is hard to read, but I hope that it will help provoke some important discussions. Probably have to wait until there’s sanity back in the White House, though.

Hey look, more blatant corruption. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.

The grift never ends. He just wants to be able to charge the government even when he’s out of office

What a comically out of touch response. Maine, please vote this idiot out.

I’m loving the “well akshually he didn’t REALLY mean let Iran take out Los Angeles and San Diego” excuses today. Cool. Explain the assholes in the crowd who thought it was fucking hilarious. Deplorables wasn’t strong enough.

We didn’t learn anything from Covid. People are already confidently calling the plague a nothingburger. Sure, we have cipro and doxycycline. The obvious concern here is that this strain was modified to be antibiotic resistant or spread more easily. We simply don’t know yet.

He has plenty of internal cowardice though

“I’ve been sayin it. I’ve been sayin it for 10 damn years! Ain’t I been sayin it?”

Sometimes I feel bad for being snarky to people on twitter. Sometimes I’m also instantly vindicated.