Trump's head is so far up Putin's ass he can see Sarah Palin's front porch.

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Katie thinks the Magna Carta was written by George Soros.

Me, carefully explaining my fantasies to my therapist without triggering a three-day hospital stay.

Her last name has more punchlines than her party has policy ideas.

Daughter: “Mother, I think I’m a boy.” Mother: “Phew. I thought you were going to say Republican.”

Overheard

Trump treats his supporters like they’re idiots and they keep proving him right.

Followed you here from X - my parents used to catch your show in SF at The Other Cafe. Any plans on being anywhere within 100 miles of DC? I'd like to see what I'm missing. 🌹

He's such a brittle old bitch.

There's no MAGA on BSKY.

He gave it his best shot.

Aaron, can you go with me to my next therapy session, or at least zoom in? My therapist thinks I’m making things up.

The funniest part is Trump thinks the world is laughing with him.

Trump is crying so hard the Nobel Committee issued a flood warning.

Sometimes people offering to solve your problem just want your ball.

Thanks for using the word “plethora.” It means a lot to me.

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When Ukraine defends itself or hits Russian energy infrastructure, Trump will turn Ukraine into an enemy.

If the hurricane hits Alabama it may cause billions of dollars in improvements.