Checking out Valheim again, looking at my roster of characters. I tried to give them thematically appropriate names! Bjorn. Orlof. Snorlof. Celestia. ...Wait what was that last one? 🦄

The Hittites were phenomenal archers, which allowed them to easily conquer their much less accurate neighbors, the Missites

For real, this is one of the best Diane rumps I've seen in quite some time, phenomenal work~

GOSH~ 😍👀💦💦

So what I'm hearing is we should bomb -more- Russian data centres until it starts to really impact bot activity

Repeat after me: Yes on 40, no on 41 and 42, which are designed to cancel out 40!

That classic moment where the real therapist walks in the door like "Sorry I'm three hours late, my car broke down... Hey, who are you??"

I have no experience with therapy at all, so I've just been making up everything for this story as I go along and hoping it seem like I know what I'm talking about. But that's okay, that's what they do too. OOOOOOH~

Hit a point in this story where I probably need to start knowing at least a little something about group therapy and exposure therapy if I'm going to be able to make any headway. If anyone knows any good resources for learning the basics of how these things work, happy to hear it!

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

Russian bot traffic has dropped to nearly 0 after Ukraine struck a Yandex data center in Vladimir, Russia

I don't think I'd mind being a vampire if it weren't for the sunlight rule. I wouldn't have it in me to tear people's throats out, but I think I could easily find friends who'd donate blood, for money even. But I don't think I could give up laying in bed, bathing in the sun on a spring morning. Mmm.

More big big bunny? What a treat~! Love this kind of small-macro size difference, greay job!

"But spiders have more legs than there are straps" you say. Well, look up the St Andrew's Cross spider, if you're not an arachnophobe. They have a funny habit of sitting with their legs together as if they only have four legs (kinda funny, like the spider version of sitting cross-legged)

Sheila wearing a spooky bikini where the cups are two big fluffy plush spiders, and the straps are their legs 🕷

there's a new scam going around where someone messages you something like "LOOK DOWN I'M RIGHT HERE STOP WALKING". not sure what the scam part is though

A partner who starts slowly growing during sex, and keeps growing until either they stop or they orgasm (which carries a final extra surge of growth as well). So sex with them has to be very expediently timed to avoid property damage! ⏱️👀

I have had Sheila drawn with... I'm certain of two, possibly three of these. A soft 3/5, no Bingo for me!

Being polite opens doors

I don't often check in on Netflix except when I visit parents, but I'm taking a look today, and the "top 10 most popular movies in Australia right now" list looks like this: 4: Ice Age 5: Ice Age 5 7: Ice Age 3 9: Ice Age 2 10: Ice Age 4 What the hell is happening?