If someone doesn’t get me one of these there will be HELL to pay. (The plush or a real one, I’m not fussed)

“2-4 boyfriends”

She hates anyone who is young and looks “uncooked”

"AI will change the world."

Someone’s going to teach themselves to do it now

Guinness is gross so I get this. I’ve tried, I’d like to like it because it looks great, but I don’t do well with bitter.

Just read Bryan Cranston’s post about RJ Mitte 😭

Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA

Had my flu jab earlier and I normally don’t even register it’s been done but my arm hurts wah wah wah 😭

Oh no :(

Are you likely to be around before, or after the 15th’s gig or (understandably!) jetting off home? Would be nice to grab that long discussed drink at some point if you’re gonna be in London for any extra time.

Well, looks like he can’t

What a wallop

Was delighted to learn today that Newcastle fans like to sing “Jaissle, I Can Boogie”

Love that Ronaldo is having strops and stomping around parping about how good he is while Messi is “quietly” retiring, making his colleagues cry about it in the process and naming a group of ten young ballers as his tips for the future.

Although I should’ve waited until 19:59:59 before switching over because everything is getting right on my tits.

Enjoying Steve Cooper telling Jamie Carragher he’s chatting shit.