Hey, I found a holiday I can get behind today!

“Fuck Columbus!” I shout as I get detoured around a fucking parade route — how are we still celebrating that guy? Happy Indigenous People’s Day! And once again, fuck Columbus!

I wanted to watch THE CONJURING because I’m on a haunted house kick but they kill the dog so it’s a no from me dawg

My little town is full of autumn whimsy

Happy fall!

When I say I would not vote for this guy under Any circumstances I mean exactly what I say

Sleep tight! 🌙

Of all the seasonal jobs out there, Side-Door Department Store Greeter Corn is apparently one of them

I usually studiously ignore every word from the president but this is a 100% hilarious sputtering meltdown Starting to believe that Team EvilStupid is weaker than it’s been in a Long time

UGH what am I supposed to do now, take visitors to the Rockies?

L-I-V-I-N

my top patterns are all “hell yeah”

There are consultants that tell Democratic candidates to talk about how moderate they are and how they'll reach across the aisle, and consultants that tell celebrities to get that upper eyelid plastic surgery that looks bad and crazy on everyone, and I like to think they're the same people

Good morning ☀️

Hurray for visionary weirdos who wouldn’t know how to be “commercial” if they tried

Soulless Mariner

Walked in door and immediately fried two eggs and ate them with kimchi and mood levels now heading toward Normal (ie regular grumpy)

What institutions care about is prestige and money, not people. The Nobels bring this out perfectly: every institution where a recipient so much as gave a talk once claims them as their own.