Cleveland will prevail.

At one point, Mrs. Leo Durocher.

Now HERE'S an example of my weird grasp of pop culture. I was watching an episode of Barney Miller from 1975. A guy shot a candy machine because it wouldn't give him his Butterfinger. "I gave it six in the coin slot." Played by Roger Bowen, a familiar actor in the 1970s. Funny episode. 1.

Now THAT I would watch.

I called it in August.

Yep. They even call it the Stripper Index.

Stop the world. I wanna get off.

STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES

This was in the old Allegheny County Jail in Pittsburgh (it's offices now.)

I've seen this happen a few times before, so I know there's always a risk, but man alive, it never ceases to amaze me to see someone just cover a story and absolutely lose their mind over it.

I read this too quickly and saw "Picked up my new husband..." I had questions.

As the prophecy foretold

The kick six was NOT in fact, an untimed down. There was a Lions game in 2009, and the Chargers kicked a game-winning field goal on an untimed down in 2015.

I'm living proof that those sitcoms with fat idiots with impossibly hot wives aren't THAT far-fetched.