Is this the one where they’re blissfully happy together, then have an argument in a coffee shop and go their separate ways…?
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@speccytwat.bsky.socialDid he not appreciate that compliment? Bitch x
Spoooooky Twat 👻
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Wazzock, dingbat, berk. Allergic to leopard print. Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly re. astrology. Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat. In specs.
@speccytwat.bsky.social@speccytwat.bsky.socialMy thoughts upon spotting it! 😁
@speccytwat.bsky.social(Something about a rusty hole…) 🤓
@speccytwat.bsky.socialA brassy slide into the pit of euphemisms…
@speccytwat.bsky.socialMary Richards Less-Offen Mary Watts Never
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@speccytwat.bsky.social(Cont’d p.94…)
@speccytwat.bsky.socialI am audibly guffawing. Danke! 😄
@speccytwat.bsky.socialI did hear some distant surge from the euphemism klaxon with that one… (And that one ⬆️, now I think about it…) 😁
@speccytwat.bsky.socialForgot I submitted this fess. 🤨
@speccytwat.bsky.socialYou’re most welcome x
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@speccytwat.bsky.socialLifelong adoration for Private Eye (and Hislop) just got cemented further. Thanks 😊
@speccytwat.bsky.socialShe knew what she was doing… Commendable behaviour. A+ 😄
@speccytwat.bsky.socialI’ll be honest, the fruit layer isn’t quite the same as usual… I did think the Bramleys seemed smaller in this delivery. Bit tricky to peel, as well. Ah well.
@speccytwat.bsky.socialI have never put walnut in a crumble topping, nor have I knowingly eaten any in said culinary delight, but I absolutely would! Thanks for the nutty nudge 👌🏼😊
@speccytwat.bsky.socialYeah, you’ll have to borrow some second hand Demerara from the lost and found box… 😬
@speccytwat.bsky.social(Yeah, baby! 🤘🏼🤩)
@speccytwat.bsky.socialSibling love at its finest 😄