That was Neville.

He'd come and stay at Christmas for two days and bring exactly enough coal to heat the front room

I don't know about you but I'm rather disappointed with the lack of Bank Holiday Mondays there are this time of year.

He was a miner. Lucky git got laid off at forty six years of age on a full pension coz they closed the pit.

You tear em apart and I'll burn em.

Pervert.

Just below the Cheshire Set.

My grandad got it free.

WAYOAN?

Alright, Globrite briquettes then.

I was going to say something about buying a bungalow in Anglesey but it's probably not appropriate and too far back in time to be vaguely amusing.

Me neither.

I've turned it off and bought some coal.

By the time I get to the top, yes.

My Mrs said that earlier.