Best reason to go off the record.

So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick

You would amuse the Americans by telling them that RH is the rebrand for Restoration Hardware.

It's very silly but the guy is very talented. Also, if you don't get instant hives at the thought of audience participation, he never will make you look stupid. It's actually kind of sweet.

Starting a campaign to award the 2027 Nobel peace prize to Barack Obama, just to see if that could be fatal.

They should give Obama a second one. That could do it.

The IQ Prize.

It's completely ridiculous and lots of fun. You get used to the nudity almost immediately.

Agree completely. For me it's the ones who are given the power by the Constitution, the one they took an oath to protect and defend, who are refusing to use that power out of cowardice. They're the ones I hate the most.

Not even sold! Strong armed! Even stupid shit like Amazon and Google not letting you turn off AI.

AN INDELIBLE STAIN ON NORWAY

With a machine gun.

For what purpose though? That's the bit I don't get.

You know who else was salty about Nobel prizes? No, really.

Hang on. He's made peace between Israel and Iran?

As usual these days, I had to double check that this was real. It is. Once again, I ask Republicans: where is the line?

(Forgive me. It's Kosovo and Serbia that he says he brought peace to. I had to double check that this was real. I would love to watch Rubio's face as he read this.)

Yes it is.

So Mike Tyson was at the WH and no one asked him how his teeth did more damage to an ear than a bullet???

If that had happened to me, I would have assumed I was being carjacked.