Second Runner up: Groundskeeper Willie: "Lunchlady Doris, do ya 'ave any grease?" Doris: "Yes. Yes we do." Willie: "Then grease me up, woman!"

Runner up: Bart: "Dad! You killed the Zombie Flanders!" Homer: "He was a zombie?"

Homer: "I understand honey. I used to believe in things when I was a kid, too."

Okay if you're a Democrat and you get praised by a necrotic pedophile, you're doing it wrong.

Man. Fuck Fetterman.

I mean, was it really ever on?

Weird how a rapist is always blaming the victim.

I appreciate your joy, sir. It’s sorely needed.

Well, they were more angry about a very qualified woman of color becoming president than a necrotic pedophile with mashed potatoes for brains… so this tracks.

Look, I single-handedly ended World War II and those Nobel bastards NEVER called me.

I think it’s time America did the same.

“The victims in this situation had better stop defending themselves!”

MAGA: “No, because he punishes the people we hate and gives us permission to be our worst selves.”

This two weeks has lasted ten years.

Yeah, a convicted rapist would say that.

Trump couldn’t point to those countries on a map.

…and that person made a dig at Trump during her acceptance, so she should get two prizes.

Wow. Mamdani can dog walk Trump without even being there.