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"One of the great journalists of our time at a venerable institution for investigative journalism... Joe Patrice at Above the Law" -- Judge William Pryor (Somehow I think he might’ve not meant that earnestly)
@joepatrice.bsky.social"Everyday I'm hustlin'" Judge Ho
@joepatrice.bsky.socialMore Biglaw firms need to adopt this policy unless they want to keep getting mediocre AI results.
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@willpollock.comReposted by @joepatrice.bsky.social"this is a Dodge Ram commercial, not a professional academic job listing" Joe's recap Bari Weiss' "law" "school" searching for suckers is so shady-delicious I had to smoke a ciggie after
@joepatrice.bsky.socialRao didn’t make it on this committee! Live look at the DC Circuit
@joepatrice.bsky.socialOther than federal agencies, has ANYONE started using Trump’s new “Gulf of America” name for AI?
@abovethelaw.comReposted by @joepatrice.bsky.socialDonald Trump Has Declared All Of You Still Calling It ‘Artificial Intelligence’ Enemies Of The State
https://abovethelaw.com/2026/10/donald-trump-has-declared-all-of-you-still-calling-it-artificial-intelligence-enemies-of-the-state/
@joepatrice.bsky.socialTearing down monuments would be disgraceful... like, imagine if we tore down the East Wing or the Kennedy Center.
@joepatrice.bsky.socialHey, I don't think that's the Nashville Parthenon!
@kalimurray.bsky.socialReposted by @joepatrice.bsky.socialI am not sure any lawyer involved with this can safely fulfill their ethical requirements of zealous representation? What happens when Stephen Miller calls the office every day? You know what Congress write a rider specifically designated the pre-existing counsel network.
@joepatrice.bsky.socialUniversity of Austin, the anti-woke quasi-college is building a law school and they're looking for a dean exactly the way you'd expect.
@joepatrice.bsky.socialBecause they care so much about the law firms they dragged without any evidence.
@joepatrice.bsky.socialI've been saying that CoreWeave worries me as the first domino in a market crash. Then I saw this. We're so cooked.
@joepatrice.bsky.socialNothing says serious academic endeavor like advertising your “HOT” search committee. Bari Weiss University seeks dean for non-existent law school.
@stevevladeck.bsky.socialReposted by @joepatrice.bsky.socialY'all...
@joepatrice.bsky.socialWe used to be a proper society
@joepatrice.bsky.socialFor the 2nd time in a little over a month, I've had to use Bing to find something specific because 7 tries with Google yielded bad AI summaries, two similar but still wrong posts, and then started giving random posts from other publications than I asked for because I assume they're sponsors.
@michaelcaley.bsky.socialReposted by @joepatrice.bsky.sociallast night, 13 Brooklyn Dems leaders held a meeting and claim they elected a new chair how many ways was this illegal? -RBH is not the party leader, Nydia Velazquez is -the majority of "voters" at this meeting are not elected DLs -there is a specific order enjoining against holding an ExCo meeting
@joepatrice.bsky.socialTrying to explain to the younger generation that Republican sex offenders used to lose their jobs instead of getting reelected.
@billkristolbulwark.bsky.socialReposted by @joepatrice.bsky.social“Originalism is an incoherent doctrine. It allows you to prove anything. Thus what it amounts to is a ritual invocation of the Founders, gesturing at this or that piece of text, before delivering whatever conclusion was approved on Fox News the night before.”
