Tick tock, you MAGA motherfuckers…

That's a brilliant anal-ogy of exactly what it is.

Thanks for the zippered Dodgers hoodie for my birthday, Mom. Just in time for the NLCS tonight. Go Dodgers! ⚾️💙

Who would put this scary thing in their yard for Halloween? Or do you have other ideas? Let's hear them.

No man alive should WANT to stop it. Only scared, rapey little boys abuse women and want them subservient to men.

It's amazing to see George Carlin predict our truly shitty current situation here in America, decades ago in his stand-up. The man was a genius and a prophet. Damn, I miss him.

There’s no “may be” about it. Dementia Donnie is certainly some village’s missing idiot.

Yeah, seems like that would have just been the easier route, with Pedolf Shitler in power. 🙄

This video of the Grim Reaper was sent to me by someone wishing me a happy birthday. It was truly a gift. You'll see. Thank you, RJ. I can't wait for him to finally visit Traitor Trump.

Making sure that nobody feels less around you is a wonderful form of manners. Except for MAGA racists and bigots. Make fun of those dicks any chance you get.

That's the kind of world I'd like to live in rather than whatever this bullshit backward-ass fucking place is.

Looks like the twins from The Shining have become MAGA trad-wives addicted to Botox. Pity...😆

Or, you could just avoid so-called “men” like Ken.🙄

Plumes singing to the world's largest rodents, the capybaras, is just what I needed for my first birthday gift today.🥹 The videos of him singing to animals are amazing. I'm grateful that there are people like him in this world.

If I wouldn't trust a MAGA man alone in a room with my Bride, my child, or my dog, what the fuck makes you think women would choose anything BUT the bear over a random man in the woods? Your case of "Male Loneliness Epidemic" will only be cured when you give up supporting a child rapist, MAGA.🙄

Great job, Judge Bolden. It’s a damn shame what they did to your great-grandfather. And horrid that people like that still exist, almost 90 years later. He’d be so proud of you. Keep fighting for truth, justice, and democracy in your new position. We stand with you.

I fully understand women who choose the bear, a shark, and a snake over a random man in the woods. I'd do the same. Stats don't lie, but a child-raping president and his cult of MAGA shitiots do.

Yes, and if the damn "check engine" light would take a day off today on my birthday, I'd be appreciative. Happy 52nd birthday to me. 🙄

I'm officially 52 years old. Cool. Now Grandpa Mouthy better get to bed. 😂