@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialAlso I want you to know that my phone's keyboard sucks and that was supposed to say "know that I love ya" but instead put whatever the crap that was. Gimme one sec:
Virtual Auggie
@augustusthe4th.bsky.social
I'm a 37 yr old Christian who loves animals and people. The little brown dog is Evie (RIP 2022). Here to talk and make you laugh and feel encouraged. He/him
@augustusthe4th.bsky.social@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialHey man I want you to k me that I love ya and that you're a strong guy. Things are bad but I firmly believe you can keep pushing through to the other side!
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialThat's good, i like that. 😂
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialsong is goated
@augustusthe4th.bsky.social@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialBro if you're ever dying I'll visit you at the hospital and whisper: "She goes on a food tour and gains weight." And watch as you fully recover. 🤣
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialThe thief is unstoppable!
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialDon't dress for the problem you are, dress for the problem you want to be.
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialBut it's a delight to me
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialON IT!
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialMaude! I told you not to burn yourself out! Don't make me come down there... or up there, or whatever!
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialAmerican Gothic
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialAnd if anyone wants some cursed wallpaper...
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialThe stanky leg
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialMakes sense, I will be the new companion in your phone
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialShake what your bunny momma gave ya!
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialIf it was this guy there wouldn't be any push back against Ai haha.
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialClearly modded, where's the "Get More Jiggybucks!" Pop-up?
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialThe lore is that you can only defeat this Dracula in the light of the "full moon"
@augustusthe4th.bsky.socialSo here I am, never aging all the time, (NEVER AGING ALL THE TIME!) craving blood in my mind!